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Thursday, July 02, 2009

Everyone Loves Big Ol' Dicks

 
hung like thomas jane

New TV recommendation: HBO's "Hung". A broke Motown coach with a bit more luck in the trousers and a bit less luck in life decides, when all you're doing is packin', might as well get crackin'.

Masterfully directed with intense visual innuendos crammed into almost every other shot, clever verbal suggestiveness packed into the dialogue, downright insane double entendres and a damned brilliant performances by Thomas Jane and Jane Adams. Anne Heche's terrifying forehead also makes an appearance, as his ex-wife who's now married to the little guy that was in the Punisher with Thomas Jane. 

(plus, there's a conversation in the middle of the show after a one-night stand, that I have literally had before, damn near precisely. precisely. both creepy and hilarious to watch it acted out in a dramedy fashion, I says.)

It's going to be my new "Show", now that Breaking Bad and all the other stuff I watch is over for the season, some of which until 2010. You always gotta have that one "Show". Otherwise television destroys your mind and rots your intellect and you end up watching late-nite VH1 programming, which may be one of the worst things in the world.

It's funny. It's smart. It's incredibly well-directed, and it's put-together in a way that shows a lot of promise. The soundtrack is pretty damn comical timed as well. I wasn't sure what I expected about a series about a down-on-his-luck high school coach who's just some guy with a big dick, but it's some fucking funny stuff, and I recommend it highly. Go download the pilot if you have to.

Now, while I'm waiting for next week, to catch up on my Oz dvds. Oh, Adebisi, how do you keep that silly hat on...
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Seriously, though, this show is great.
Posted 7/2/2009 2:10 PM by Drakonskyr Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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I don't get HBO. But I do get torrents. I'll take a look. I liked Jane in "The Mist", anyway.
Posted 7/2/2009 2:13 PM by Tao_Of_The_Machine - reply

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Sounds interesting. They've finally begun making good shows.
Posted 7/2/2009 2:17 PM by online now Manstration Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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I watched the pilot.  It made me laugh.  I didn't think I was going to like it.  It was surprisingly amusing.


Also, lyric bread? You just know that someone out there really tried to make that.

Posted 7/2/2009 2:20 PM by Blue__Summer Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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TV for the win???
Posted 7/2/2009 2:30 PM by Lithium98 Xanga True Member Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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It seems we at least share a good taste in TV.
Posted 7/2/2009 2:33 PM by another_rebel_without_a_cause Xanga True Member - reply

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i saw posters galore for it when i was in NYC. i guess it's something to check out. ooh.
Posted 7/2/2009 3:07 PM by TheBigShowAtUD Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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Maybe when all this bar nonsense has ended, I'll catch the pilot.
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Sounds empty.
Posted 7/2/2009 3:35 PM by iccgomani - reply

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Ahh the age old Adebisi hat mystery. Truly perplexing!


This show did look like it had a shot at being interesting. I'll check it out.

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I enjoyed it. I like Thomas Jane, too, all the way back to Deep Blue Sea.
Posted 7/2/2009 4:29 PM by Accolade - reply

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Life is not a corperate measure
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The minute I saw the title to the show, i was like " I must watch it" Dick innuendos make me curious.
Posted 7/2/2009 4:37 PM by onesmallpixie - reply

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I second the motion about VH1 programming. It's like they have decided they are going to devote their channel to featuring trailer trash with multiple implants. I have a better chance of catching my favorite bands' new videos on YouTube.

Since I don't have HBO here, I'll have to wait to see the show. HBO has done some good series in recent years, which in part makes up for their crappy movie schedule.
Posted 7/2/2009 5:16 PM by ghosthouse - reply

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PUNISH-HER, indeed.
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hush chile! uncle D be watchin' his story...
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thanks for this. I was wondering if it was worth taking up space on my tevo
Posted 7/2/2009 6:07 PM by Loonsounds Xanga Premium Member - reply

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sounds like something i'd like- do you know if there are places to watch it online?
Posted 7/2/2009 6:12 PM by soccerstrudel32 - reply

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I don't know if my vagina could handle a huge dick.
Posted 7/2/2009 8:24 PM by M_eanwhile - reply

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A show about dicks! God, it's about time we stop glorifying the feminine figure and get to the important stuff: cock.

ryc; YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME
Posted 7/2/2009 10:44 PM by LeftWristTwist - reply

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When I was reading my subs and this popped up (without the image), I thought you had gone on another one of those fake satirical show rants again. But then I Googled this shit, and... it's real? Holy Jesus.
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Always remember to watch out who you're fuckin' with....
Posted 7/3/2009 4:20 AM by dragonslayer149 - reply

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As shows go, this would be a "show and tell," wouldn't it?
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Ooooh. I will have to watch it!


And HBO really does put out some of the best shows out there these days. I still miss the heck out of Deadwood.

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I love the expression on that guy's face. It looks like he's trying to have an existential crisis, but will never quite manage it because too much of his blood is directed to his dick to achieve enough brain function.

Show sounds pretty decent, but I have more faith in British TV.

Oh, and ryc about a week ago: I don't think zero-G sex would be that much like being underwater, mainly because water would carry away liquids (you know, sweat, semen, spit and all those lovely things) whereas in outer space the moisture droplets would just float about and you would literally be fucking in a cloud of your own bodily fluids. I should really be more repulsed by the idea of breathing in jizz but for some reason I still really want to try it.

And, ryc more recently, The Edinburgh might be a decent bar but the actual city is just kind of stuffy. Brighton is more or less the British equivalent to San Fransisco. It has a huge strip of gay bars right opposite a permanent fairground on the beach. I'm sold.
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